how to finish a burger meal.

at these times of global financial crisis, it's a sin to make waste. precious food, whose market prices rise exponentially everyday, must not be taken for granted. this is similar to what your grandma used to say to you when you were young (ages ago, he3!!!).

focus panda, focus. ok, here i am, looking at my half-eaten burger. i suddenly became full. maybe because a few seconds before, i had gobbled-up french fries and dipped these decadently in mayo-ketsap mix. the said fries are good. it is with a distinct but delicious taste comparable to the fries of the golden arches, which by the way, i still rate as The Best.

anyway, going back to the burger, which now looked to me like anything but delectable, in between my hands, and held it there, waiting, or thinking what to do next. i had definitely lost my appetite.

should i throw it into the bin? come to think of it, it would be an awful waste. marami kayang nagugutom sa payatas... (there are many people starving in far away payatas, metro manila). ang sagot, bakit? kasalanan ko ba na nagugutom sila? (the answer, is it my fault that they are hungry?). hmm.. there is a point there, somewhere.

after my food-poisoning incident last november, i seldom eat-out anymore. furthermore, i seldom eat at all, moreso if it is a cuisine from the sub-continent (the culprit last year). never you mind, i'd rather starve. i dunno, alien food to me suddenly became sinistrous. close to paranoia perhaps. there could be an "e. coli" or salmonella hidden, swimming in that yummy-looking pungent orange sauce. goodluck! (emphasis at the K).

shaking my head to clear the mind. whew! enough! i have to finish this. i could hear my grandma again, yes ma, i will finish this (grumbling). this is bad, i am hallucinatingkh. i gave a sigh, the show must go on. then, i'm on. one bite after another, it's beginning to be difficult. it's an effort to swallow it down. now and then, it seems the burger is struggling to go out my mouth. but i went on. look, i am making progress.

you know, the hardest part is that last bite. i stared at it for a while. good grief, the last morsel. i am almost ready to blow. the water at the dam is in critical level, it is at the brim. where is the nearest toilet by the way?..... pause, aim, shoot it netless into the ring!

then, after all that has been said and done, nothing is left of the burger, it's done.

sit back straight, tip the head from side-to-side,

take a sip of cola, just to push it down,

and give a resounding belch if you can.

then raise your arms in a V. saying, aah! victory at last!

mission accomplished. what a nice way to finish a burger meal.

khallas!

you don't mess with what?

I had a brief interest with a movie I heard from a levantese friend ages ago during one of our rather routine site inspections. He was rather irritated with it then, or aggitated with something about it. This is not new to me, him being aggitated or similar to that on some obscure issues. Somehow it seems natural for him to be that way. Well, anyway, this movie that he was referring to is a comedy. just a comedy. As he harangued about it, I just politely ignored it all together and simply went into my own business of inspecting some items in the then, being-constructed mall. Eventually, I lost interest in the movie even before I started having to.

Number of months came to pass, and I totally forgot anything about the discussion with my friend and his favorite movie as narrated above, until today.

Actually, I had watched that movie last night. I was actually laughing at the movie. no surprise there since it is supposed to elicit that response, a comedy, right? Thinking, fortunately, my countrymen is not a target of the mockery in this ridiculous movie. Goot. AH! I have now realized, that maybe, that is why my friend was not at all happy about this movie. His sensibilities are offended especially because the bad guys in this movie is them (Again).

A US magazine described it as an obscene, ridiculous and occassionally funny movie that may cause panic in the Middle East and derail the peace process. Too much girgir for me!

What i think is, to put it lightly, is that it was a combination of cultural mockery, politically incorrectness, racist redneck bigotry and whore piggery all-in-one!!! This sick comedy will somehow make you laugh.

Hummous is a common middle eastern food garnish, which literally means chickpeas, grounded to paste and comes with spices. Normally, olive oil is added on-top for presentation. They normally eat it with most dishes. However, in this movie, mockery in mind, it is used everywhere and in everything, barbequeing, hair moisturizer, toothbrushing, you name it.

If ever they decide to mock my native bagoong, i will brush it all-over them for good measure. Let them enjoy the stink of their own hubris. he3!!!

Yani, it is about a conflict in the Middle East about land, people-vs-people, and the right to live in these ancient lands. Wa baden, the protagonists were brought to the shores of milk and honey to enable them to escape the troubles at home and to start a fresh and new life in the new world.

However, these peoples, thought that they have left the troubles of their homeland, are now confronted with each other again, face to face, to death, and with the addition of their new oppressors in, in the supposed to be, land of the free, Amrika.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is not a political commentary, it seems that it does not take sides in the conflict. One must not take this garbage seriously. It is anyway, above all, a slapstick comedy, and a wishful love story, and then, a ridiculous action movie. The protagonist fell in-love with the antagonist's sister. Try to figure-out what will come out of it. he3!!! It is not unlike a telenovela back home. The ending of the movie was a reconciliation of both sides.

I somehow pity my friend in being subject to that stress. His people being picked upon by comedians in Hollywood and would surely get to his nerves someday. And there it was, I remember now, my aggitated friend, fuming finally got to his nerves. Whom i totally did not understand before, if i may add, and ignored, and relegated into the backburner of my memory. A sorry and apathetic response from an indio, whom should not be numb and could relate to indignation and suffering. Que horror!

But now I simpathize with him because of the tragedy that they are now suffering under the bombardment of the Israelis. I mourn the inocent harmed and lost.

However, retaliation will not end it, but will just prolong it.

Would it be asking too much if we could see the ending in this conflict be similar to that in the movie?

Khallas!

first article

wow... first article... ano ba ang pwede kong isulat dito? ang sabi sa akin nung tumulak sa akin na magsulat dito eh pwede yung mga experiences ko dito sa dubai... ilang araw na din yun mula ng sabihan nya ako n kailangan ko ng magpost... aba with added pressure eh mukhang mahihirapan ang mga daliri ko magsulat... di ba nila alam na matindi sumpungin ang mga ito ng writers block... ayaw naman makisama ng utak kong walang lamang alak, ayaw tulungan... what to do yanni... may required length ba dito... sana wala... kailangan ko munang ibreak-in ang utak ko ng ilang araw para regular akong makapagsulat ng mga walang sense na nilalaman ng ulo ko... kaya pag pasensyahan nyo na at malamang me mapupulot din kayo sa akin ng paminsan-minsan... kung me mga kailangan kayong mga payo mula sa akin eh pwede kayong sumulat sa akin at di naman akong madamot magbigay ng aking kuro-kuro, haka-haka, cge na nga magbibigay na din ako ng payo (pero di ko sigurado na magagamit nyo ang mga payo ko)... well, that's all for now, and readers, buckle in... hope you will have fun reading same as me writing...